SUNDAY, JUNE 4, 2006

Update your address book

Yes, I know I haven't posted in a few, but I've been moving, so lay off. I'm now an official resident of West Chester, PA. Hip-hip.

Bliss is finally finished, royalty-free music and all, and it's in the process of being "verified" with Google Video. They're checking to make sure it's non-pornographic, so everyone keep your fingers crossed and pray they don't find the "Middle-age quintuplets gangbanging a restrained Bengal tiger" scene.

I just finished The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells. It kicked ass, this dude totally needs to write more. I'm also Netflixing the first season of 24, which so far kicks ass as well. So does Netflix, actually. Rot in hell, Blockbuster.

Let me know what you think of the new "Most Popular" section. If I left out one you liked, bitch about it on the message board and I'll consider adding it. Speaking of the board, it needs a hug. Go hug the board and tell it how much you love it.

12:01 AM UPDATE: Bliss is live!! Go here for details.

JH

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FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2006

Strung out

Bliss is now up on MySpace, as is Homin' with the Homeless. Tons of people are viewing each but so far no one has left a comment. What gives?? Hey, if you hate our movies you hate our movies, but at least have the decency to tell us so. Dicks.

I was up to 5 am this morning watching DVD's of 24. That show is like crack. And, like crack, it is slowly ruining my life. I was so tired this morning that when the maintenance man rang my apartment doorbell, I didn't realize I was only wearing boxers until I had opened the door halfway. I then mumbled some incomprehensible reason for me to slam the door in his face, and then I ran to my room and got dressed. Looking back, it was humorous.

Al-Zarqawi is dead, that's good. Pictures of his corpse's face are everywhere-TheComedyPage should totally have bought ad space on his forehead. Unfortunately, it was already taken by Ditech.com. Bastards.

JH

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TUESDAY, JUNE 13, 2006

Coked out

Just got off work and man am I coked up. I just had 2 Red Bulls in two hours and I feel greeeat. I'm really jittery, though, can't sit still can't shut up. Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Little vodka should calm me down.

I just finished the entire Death/Funeral/Return of Superman saga. I read most of it 14 years ago and I'm just now finishing it. Very good read, but it depressed me how quickly time passes. That storyline was what got me into comic books and it feels like I first read them not even a year ago. 14 years ago!!! Where's my viagra.

Bliss should be up on YouTube by tomorrow. I've uploaded it everywhere I can think. I'm whorin' that slut out like I'm Super Pimp. Suuuuuuuuper Pimp!

Need more vodka, brb.

12:40 a.m. UPDATE: YouTube SUCKS ASS. They only accept videos under 10 minuntes long. F**k $#@^%@!!!. Well, sleep tight.

JH

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SUNDAY, JUNE 18, 2006

Apologies

All apologies; I haven't done crap to this website all week. But I have a very good excuse-I figured out the MAME program so now I can play classic arcade games such as TMNT, Terminator 2, etc. on my computer. Needless to say, that's all I've been doing. Below is picture of me playing X-men. Sweet, huh??????????????

Me tearing shit up as Colossus.

JH

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FRIDAY, JUNE 30, 2006

Cyber U-haul

Sorry for the recent downtime. TheComedyPage has switched servers for the first time in its eight years of existence. We're now on GoDaddy.com. It's a lot cheaper for me, which is great, because it disgusts me to waste even a dime on this sh*tbox in cyber space. I now have lots more bandwidth and room to upload stuff; I'm really stoked.

I'd like to thank Freeyellow for eight years of great service. I remember being giddy as a schoolgirl when I signed up for my own website. I was only 15 and not many people had their own websites then, so it was pretty sweet.

I'll be away for a few days, so no updates. "Jake & Kate" has just wrapped all principal photography and I'll be uploading a better quality version of "Bliss" when I get back. I won't be doing stand-up again until the fall, so if you're one of my loyal groupies you should take a vacation or something. But much thanks for all the "after show congrats" BJ's, they don't go unappreciated.

JH

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